She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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