What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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