its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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