Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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