No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
All I want is dick and wine.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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