Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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