News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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