At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
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