This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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