Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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