So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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