Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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