Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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