it was like eating out sand paper
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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