i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
so let's talk penis.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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