Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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