i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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