he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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