wat bout pragnant strippers??
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Randomize
