I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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