either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I want to fling myself into the sun
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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