I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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