Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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