Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize