allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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