summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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