rhymes with "ouble enetration"
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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