Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
