I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
