Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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