I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
well you can't waste a boner
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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