Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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