In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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