R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
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