everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Your shirt... Was in my pants
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