butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I just found puke in my bra..
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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