I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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