I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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