did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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