Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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