I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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