Your face is a jimmy john
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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