I hope mine doesn't look like that
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
