Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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