You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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