I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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