he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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