dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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