Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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