you win again, gameday.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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