brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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