We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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