Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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