I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
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