Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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